Read recently that the media circus and frenzy surrounding the birth William and Kate’s son is expected to generate some seven billion dollars in revenue, most of that coming from sales of Royal Baby Bobble-Head dolls. To be honest, the extended Royal Family makes me vomit and I think that country’s a couple of centuries overdue for a revolution which would send all those royal money hogs packing off to Pakistan or some other Hell-On-Earth place.
What’s the baby’s name? Why are they withholding this announcement? Right now, it’s the Royal IT; Prince Something Or Another who will someday become King What’s-His-Name?
Perhaps Will and Kate are stumped for a name for the critter that’s glued to Kate’s tit right now and for the near future. I have some suggestions, if they’re open to such.
-His Future Majesty, King Dick?
-Prince of Wales Biff?
-something New Age-ish like His Majesty, King Sky?
-Future King Tony?
-something traditional and Yiddish for a nice change of pace: Prince Meh?
-something cute and endearing like Prince Bubbles?
-get a British corporation to sponsor the kid. King Rolls-Royce or Prince Virgin!
- or His Future Majesty, King Obama?
Personally, I’ve got money down on “Prince James” which is nice and safe and boring, just like the Royal Family itself. Whatever they eventually call him, I wish him good fortune, good health, and a lot of luck. He’s going to need it. With six fingers and huge webbed feet, he might have trouble finding princesses.